Quickie 17 | Choices

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Kenrya: Come here. Get off.

Erica: This week, we are going to listen to Kenrya answer a few questions.

Kenrya: Bitch, you got to answer them too.

Erica: No, I'm not. No, I'm fucking with you. We're going to answer some questions. You should have saw Kenrya's face, like-

Kenrya: I know you enjoy putting me on a hot spot.

Erica: "That was not the plan!" But I came up with the questions.

Kenrya: You did.

Erica: So it is putting Kenrya on the hot spot.

Kenrya: Because I've never heard this before. So.

Erica: "Would you rather have four titties or-" No.

Kenrya: I was going to have some follow ups no matter where that went.

Erica: I'm like, "So where are they placed?" No, okay, I'm fucking with you.

Kenrya: Exactly. "And how big are they? And do I have to wear a bra?"

Erica: So, question: would you rather only be able to identify your partner by either smelling their breath or touching their feet? So that means, if someone comes up to you, you wouldn't know that that was your boo unless you said, "Hey, let me smell your breath." So you would, essentially, have to smell everyone's breath or touch everyone's feet to know, "Oh, that's my boo."

Kenrya: Oh my God!

Erica: Like, they're completely unrecognizable until you put your face into their mouth or your hands on their bare foot.

Kenrya: Bitch, I'm crying.

Erica: Which one would you rather do?

Kenrya: Oh, God. I'm going with breath. I'm going with breath. I do not want to touch everybody's feet and no, I don't want to touch their breath, but that's the way easier.

Erica: But you got to like, put your mouth in their face. Your like, nose in their mouth.

Kenrya: But I don't want to touch feet. That's gross. I don't know where they feet have been. They probably gross. Most people's feet are nasty. Oh my God. This is the worst.

Erica: I didn't think about answering this one when I wrote it.

Kenrya: What's your answer?

Erica: I think I'm going to have to go with touching their feet.

Kenrya: Really?

Erica: Because I'm like, my nose is sensitive. If your shit ain't right I'm...

Kenrya: Oh my God, this is terrible. Oh, I hate it.

Erica: Like he walks up to you and you wouldn't even know it was him until you like, stuck your nose into his mouth and was like, "Oh, hey boo!"

Kenrya: That's the worst! Yeah, I think I'm going... I don't... Listen. That means every time you're coming to somebody they got to take off they shoes and they socks and you got to touch them nasty ass... Nah, son. Not to me.

Erica: You can wash your hand. You cannot un-smell some shit.

Kenrya: Yeah, but once you done, you done. It's not in your-

Erica: Twenty seconds in some hot water. But you cannot like, un-smell some shit. So yeah, touching feet. All day. Okay, if you woke up tomorrow and was invisible for 24 hours, what would you do? Unplanned invisibility. Like, you just woke up and was like, "Oh shit, this was the 24 hours that they gave me."

Kenrya: I don't think I can legally say that. I want you to use your imagination.

Erica: Okay, well-

Kenrya: You're trying to get me killed.

Erica: I'll answer and then you come up with something that we can share. So I would probably do something with transferring large sums of money into accounts. Well, no, not large, not transferring money. I need to get physical, like, cash to me. Because I feel like if you can trace money-

Kenrya: But are you robbing a bank? Do you still have fingerprints?

Erica: I don't know. Well no, you don't. You're invisible.

Kenrya: Okay.

Erica: Something about getting cash. Lots of it, to me.

Kenrya: Yeah, I mean-

Erica: Because generally, I'm happy and I know money can't buy happiness. But I'm happy. So I'm buying pleasure.

Kenrya: Yeah, I'm being more of an assassin. Next question. The world will thank me.

Erica: Well, okay. Last one-

Kenrya: I'm an Aries. What can you say?

Erica: We don't call you Killa for nothing.

Kenrya: Exactly.

Erica: If you had to have sex in only one position for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Kenrya: Cowgirl. Yeah. Because I can control everything and always cum.

Erica: So, I'm lazy.

Kenrya: You like, "Bitch, that's too much work."

Erica: Yeah. And I usually am fucking like a fat man. So I like that lay-on-the-side joint and we just woke up. Lay on the side. Yeah. We do that for the rest of our lives.

Kenrya: I like that. And sometimes... But yeah, no, I need a position as a surefire. Oh I'm going to cum on top.

Erica: Yeah, you're right. Because I don't always come. I enjoy it, but I don't always cum.

Kenrya: Exactly. Which is interesting, because I feel like, me and my current partner, he doesn't always get that. He's like, "You're not going to cum this way." And I'm like, "It don't mean I'm not enjoying it. Like, I don't have to-"

Erica: Yeah!

Kenrya: You know what I mean? We can do it in these three positions that I enjoy. But when it's time for me to come then we do-

Erica: Finish him!

Kenrya: Exactly. Don't mean I'm not having fun along the way.

Erica: Yeah. I mean like, if stamina wasn't a thing, then it would be with me on top.

Kenrya: Stamina's is a real thing. We old bitches.

Erica: Yeah like, honey, ain't nobody trying to keep all this lifted and all that stuff. So we just going to lay on our sides because we got to go for longevity with this. This is the rest of our lives.

Kenrya: Yeah, no. A nice on-the-side situation. Yeah, you got to preserve your knees.

Erica: Yeah.

Kenrya: That's not a bad option.

Erica: Yeah.

Kenrya: And you didn't say that you couldn't use toys.

Erica: Your ass always coming up with some loopholes and shit. But okay-

Kenrya: I'm just saying.

Erica: We could use some toys.

Kenrya: See? And then you can cum in any position.

Erica: True.

Kenrya: Just saying.

Erica: All right. Well, that wraps up this week's quickies. Two hoes, making it clap.

Kenrya: Making it clap

Erica: That didn't work, uh-uh (negative).

Kenrya: That didn't work.

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